this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
bleep boop it’s a boob
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
#and such are the rules of girlhood#thou shalt check thine sisters’ behinds for period stains#thou shalt walk behind thine sister to hide said stain until she can find something to cover it with#thou shalt never deny a tampon to a sister in need#and thou shalt offer ibuprofen whenever possible
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
I am unholy offspring of lightning and death <333
Super hella dragon
I am almost a unholy offspring…
but where are my fellow baby dragons at??
Protest TOMORROW against Nigeria’s Anti-Gay Law which imposes 14 year jail sentences on LGBT Nigerians.
[Friday, March 7: 11am-1pm; NYC/DC]
New York City Rally:
Nigerian consulate- 828 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10017
Washington DC Rally:
Nigerian embassy- 3519 International Ct NW, Washington, DC 20008
Events in other cities will be outside local Nigerian embassy/consulate. If you cannot attend, please lend your support via twitter and SIGNAL BOOST this post as the event is TOMORROW. I will also personally be at the NYC rally as well, so say hey, and I hope to see you all there!!!